Book of Ben, Ch 2, vs 110-120
And so the grandsons of god, the Nephalim, decided thereupon to cleanse their house of the gift of leprosy, so kindly created by grandpa to test them in their doubt, by taking a large chicken, the largest they couldst find of the broiler variety Tyrannosaurus Rex, yea, to cleanse their house. But lo! No oven large enough in the land was to be found! And grandpa, with his fury in his nose, didst look down upon the poultry paltry sacrifice and didst say, “only 20,000 packets of Paxo? I accurse this vestigial sacrifice! Away with his teeth!”
And so the very manhood of the T-Rex was absorbed back into his tooth buds and his machismo was undermined when he laid a very unmacho egg which gave rise to a pitiful progeny fit only for use in a Macchicken burger. And so grandpa laid low the pride of both the Nephalim and the great fire-breathing beast.
And so it was that man was forced to eat the meat of slaves, for it was said, the slave must plucketh the chicken, and by thus ingesting, man acquired, by the scriptural process of acquired characteristics, the chicken and the goosy bumps. And grandpa didst say, “I am putting my goosy bumps upon man as a sign that he shall not forget the day when his Lord’s fury was in his nose at the Paxo-less offering.”
Amen.